‘New, from AntiHeroes, be the first on your block to own the inaugral action figure in the George W. Bush, MAN OF ACTION series, “Texas Air National Guardsman”. Soon you’ll be patrolling the skies high above Texas guarding your beloved homeland against the commie Viet Cong! For the imaginative youngster, here’s your chance to come up with exciting stories to explain your disappearance during your last year and a half of duty!’
Accessories included in the package are priceless…but just as striking are those sold separately.
And still more shrubbery:
So George, how do you feel about your mom and dad? Psychologist Oliver James analyses the behaviour of the American president.
Thanks for these amusing diversions go to the muted horn.